The stars are far away
Friday, June 01, 2007
 
vcpYou are wrong when you say..

Misconception no #1
--> Jingfang is 150cm

Correction: *coughs coughs Jingfang is only 144cm, don't believe me ? you can attempt to use your ruler to measure me.

Misconception no #2
--> Jingfang is bothered and frustrated about her height

Correction: I have better stuff to do then bother about this. *brah ! but i realised recently how midgety i look. *growls Hail Jingfang the Hobbit.

Misconception no #3
--> Jingfang has small puny little eyes

Correction: Do you even know who am i ? why are you viewing my profile?

Misconception no #4
--> Jingfang is anything but chinese

Correction: Then you are anything but human. *bites you

Misconception no #5
--> Jingfang is punctual and responsible.

Correction: Late's the name, waiting's the game

Misconception no #6
--> Jingfang is nice and friendly

Correction: Firstly, BULLSHIT !!!! i can be friendly and nice but i don't stay in that state for long :)

Misconception no #7
--> Jingfang is a crazy girl with a split personality

Correction: Erm no correction needed actually, you're pretty right about that

Misconception no#8
--> Jingfang is a slacker at work

Correction: Recently i discovered that i might just be a workaholic. its hard to deny it when i'm working for more than 10 hours a day.

Misconception no#9

--> Jingfang is really patient and doesn't mind waiting

Correction: Only Jingfang the penguin is allowed to be late and make people wait. Chey ~

Misconception no#10
--> Jingfang is really fun to be around with.

Correction: I'm really sorry to say this but recently (did a lot of self discovery for '07) i discovered that i'm quite a bore. so this is a WARNING, please think twice before befriending me.don't want to be classified under 10 top wanted criminals just for killing thousands with my bore.

Alright then, with the exception of #7,its a norm that you're wrong about me. you are wrong in everything else that you do anyway
 




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